Why The Brookstone I Work At Is Haunted

Yes, the Brookstone I work at is haunted.

I have 2 facts that I consider as undeniable proof that this place is haunted.

1. There are two different vacuums that I have to use to clean the carpet in the store. The one I use is possessed by some sort of spirit. How do I know this? Well, when you turn it on, it moves around by itself. Yes, by itself. It just does what ever it wants to. It is frightening. Now, you might be asking, if it is possessed why would you use that vacuum? Well, it just so happens that the evil spirit contained in that vacuum makes the vacuum more powerful and it cleans more dirt, but it is still evil and still possessed!

2. The second fact, is a clue on how the vacuum was consumed by a spirit. We sell these tiny personal fans that you can put around your neck and use on a hot day. Well one day I was in the stock room and looking through stuff, when I say a couple of display fans sitting out of their boxes. I picked one up and examined it and what I saw on the fan was utterly disturbing. I saw a few red dots on the blades and a few strands of hair tangles up in the blades. I kid you not. That is what I really saw. So obviously, someone used one of those tiny fans to brutally murder someone, in which their spirit went to possess the vacuum and haunt their murderer. Unfortunately, they have had several staff changes, so I doubt the murderer still works there. I plan on telling the vacuum as soon as I quit, cause it just does so much better than the other vacuum.

Brookstone is haunted.